Online girls




Every once in a while, I see a girls online who're trying to pretend to be something they're not, mainly hot. Here's one outstanding example:


There you have it, my friend Alex was chatting with a scientist in South Africa. Notice the mysterious words in the background of that picture:

This picture was cutout of a magazine (probably cosmo) and scanned. Fucking hilarious. The excuse my friend got when I enlightened him with the truth was that she was a research scientist in South Africa, and this is a published picture. We all know that
    It's required by law that pictures of yourself on yahoo profiles must first be published in a mainstream periodical.
    Hot women give their age and pictures out to strangers on the Internet, and hang out in chat rooms all the time.
    That hot women are always single and looking for people on the Internet.
    Hot women are always researching things, especially in South Africa, where there are lots of researchers.
    Scientists have a lot of time to play yahoo pool.
    Intelligent women use names like "susie_wants_more"

Here is the chatlog with my friend, who had been chatting with this person:
lavalap85: hey sorry i got out of the game i accidently exited out
sue_wants_more: ok
lavalap85: so you are really 38 eh.
sue_wants_more: yes
lavalap85: that pic is really you
sue_wants_more: yes- taken for a magazine article 4 years ago
lavalap85: wow
lavalap85: what magazine were you in
sue_wants_more: professional makeup job - lol
lavalap85: hehe
sue_wants_more: woman on the move
lavalap85: yeah
lavalap85: thats cool
lavalap85: what type of work do you do in south africa
sue_wants_more: scientist
lavalap85: what kind
lavalap85: what kind of a scientist are you?
sue_wants_more: brb
lavalap85: ok