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There's nothing stimulating about hiking. It's nice to see the Great Outdoors, and blah blah blah!! ALL THAT OTHER SHIT, but there's no stimulation in long droning monotonous walking. They fucked up my Converse shoes even. Man I hate alaska. That's the official state sport here, that and drinking. I'm honestly trying to say something good about this place and I honestly think I'm being easy on the place. But yeah, everyone thinks that hiking is the shit. They obviously don't realize that they're just walking around! This is what happens when you climb off of a 3000+ cal/day diet, and burning every bit of it with several hours of martial arts every day and come to a place designed to make your hair fall out. I've got so much pent up aggression from inactivity and plenty of dark dreams that come from it, that I've really got to leave. My flight is the 21st so to everyone in FL I'll be there soon. It's freezing here. You can find ice and snow everywhere now. The same CANNOT be said about chicks. I guess this rant isn't so much about hiking sucking as it is about Alaska sucking. I know my opinion will change when I step off the plane in Denver. But for now, this is how it is. I don't think anyone can critisize me though, since this isn't a place meant to be visited for 3+ months. I'm gonna go have a shower and a cigar, then watch some Last Samurai. SAKE!!!! |