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updated on 2/22/05
Check out my profile, it's pretty tight. Just showing off gimp skills, and my good looks, ;)
updated on 2/16/05
Okay, I just found out my site ranks #1 on Google for the search "Wasted Webspace." No need for quotations. Anyways, the search only rendered the old site, as hosted by rootshell.be. And I don't update that one anymore, since the quota is 5 megabytes. But if you insist on looking at the old site (which is entirely contained within this new one) here it is.
updated on 2/12/05

That's me behind the counter, facing the other direction

updated on 2/9/065
Alright, I just got out of jail (not really, I'm still in jail) armed with mob connections and a copy of the wall street journal. That has nothing to do with this website, however. But what does have something to do with the site are two new additions to, what I believe to be the two most common problems in America today. That is of course dieting and debt. The three D's.

updated on 2/4/5
It has come to my attention that nethack is the greatest game every written. It is also the most difficult I have ever seen. Harder than Ninja Gaiden on the hardest unlocked difficulty as displayed on a braille readout monitor with your controller disconnected. If you haven't heard of nethack, then that means you you're missing out on the greatest game ever. If you liked materia magica, you'll like this. And since I went around advocating materia magica is so in depth, I'll just say that materia magica can't hold a candle up to nethack in terms of deep gameplay. It's been around for 20 years, and that's good enuff for me. www.nethack.org. Get it and play it now, or do me a favor and never come back to my website... KLINTON! Also, I will start up an entire section of this site about nethack. And if you're wondering about lack of updates, well, I'm not even going to bother with excuses.

updated is my middle name!! Friend of mine (probably the only steady viewer of this website) sent me a yahoo profile link about something that happened which still cracks me up. But it basically comes down to the fact that girls online are full of shit. Link

updated on sunday
There seems to be some kind of problem with my update chronology system. . . but I've been working on it for hours and can't see what all the negative feedback is about. . . But look at Ghostpoop.jpg
updated because there is so much demand for more material
Merry Christmas. I'm so glad to see everyone getting into the christmas spirit. I got an email from a friend of mine and you can see the christmas spirit just POURING FORTH:
From alexmartin@linuxmail.com:
"Merry Christmas to all you suckers who bought presents. I did't buy presents because I'm not a sucker. Happy New Years as well and good luck with your hangovers.--"
Moving on to other news highly relevant to the Christmas Spirit. I grabbed some cool Doom Screenshots (old skool doom). Check them out because they just whip ass. Screenshots. BTW, I'm experimenting with new writing techniques. Once I can find out which psychological anomaly has inspired this I'll give it a name. rant of a madman.

updated 10/27/1929
Y0 everyone, what's up?? Stock market is doing GREAT. BTW, I've finally got Internet access, except it's aol at the moment. That's really temporary. I'd post my new phone number where I can be reached, but I'm afraid of all the Internet rapists. So just email me at static_bomber623@yahoo.com okay?

updated 9/18/04
I can't believe that it took more than 3 months to figure it out, but I finally did. Hiking sucks.

updated 9/8/04
Hey everyone at work. You guys remember that Monty the Moose Tape they played about a thousand times too loud at the V.C.? Well, I took care of it. Click Here

updated 9/5/04
Well, it's snowin'! Just in the mornings, and it's melting, but it's snowing, and the snow caps are staying on the mountains.

updated 9/3/04, 9/5/04
This is a short message to call center, for all their incompetence, and douche-bagness. It may seem out of character for me, but these assholes caused me so much stress at work and these jerks need something bad to happen to them. Well, and the dipshits forward tek passes for us to handle, on people who speak perfect english (Americans even). Then they tell these tourists shit like "ohh, don't worry about reservations; there will be plenty of openings at the V.C." I need to kick their fucking asses.

updated 8/25/04
Black Arts Society is pretty cool stuff, if you like martial arts tailored for special forces. I do anyways. They have manuals for black-arts techniques for free download. The military applications are on the extreme end, with the objective being a fatality, but not the police techniques. Pretty frightening stuff. Anyways, the link is on the left site bar.

updated 8/24/04
For those of you without browsers setup to run mail clients to email address hyperlinks, my address is static_bomber623@yahoo.com. I guess this applies to pretty much everyone who uses computers in erratics.

updated 8/23/04, 9/18/04
I got some new material up. Lots actually; it's under Pictures. BTW, earlier today, I had a 9.4 on hotornot.com. What the hell is with people giving me 1's and 2's? Screw them; they'd never have to guts to voice an opinion like that if I met these people in real life. Hotornot.com rant

updated 8/22/04
Looks like this is the 2nd time updating this site. Hooray. Things are looking up, and I think it's only because I prayed to God each night. Praying works ya know. Anyways, I have some pictures that I finally got around to snapping off, but I got a lot more to post, as soon as I can get to Fairbanks (only two and a half hr drive, while I have no car) to get my, hopefully developed, pics from Fred Meyers. In case you're wondering what on earth Fred Myers is, it's a Super WalMart that puts most of the emphasis on food, with clothes section and electronics (and the other suckey walmarty sections) but then they have like, designer clothing stores within it, like they're competing with themselves. They also force 18 year old guys to vent about it in the form of run-on sentences.

If you want to listen to me bitch about everything, then you can do that here. For anyone who personally knows me, I'm leaving on September 17ish? Something like that. So I don't know if I'm going to Atlanta or Engelwood. I'd really like for things to go back to the way they were in Florida, and they might, but I dunno.